Hacker News stories for 12 AM on Saturday Aug 10, 2013

0.977 Why functional programming? Why Haskell? comments

0.723 Woody Allen: What I’ve learned comments

0.476 “To come up with something truly original, you have to ignore common sense.” comments

0.106 Bitcoin Ticker Available On Bloomberg Terminal comments

0.053 Acer will have a tough time using Chrome OS, Android to offset sliding PC sales comments