Hacker News stories for 8 AM on Monday Sep 10, 2012

0.937 How I Learned to Defrag My Brain comments

0.760 An Apology of Sorts: Functional Languages Are (Still) Overrated comments

0.699 Parse is down due to SSL certificate expiry comments

0.443 I feel I am building a new Google Wave… comments

0.195 Why wood pulp is world’s new wonder material comments

0.141 Github is down comments

0.084 Google Glasses Make Their Questionable Debut at (New York Fashion Week) comments

0.060 Valve is bringing Steam to your TV Today comments