Hacker News stories for 9 AM on Friday Feb 24, 2012

0.930 Programming With Only Functions comments

0.889 Redis 2.6 is near comments

0.784 Most Investors Bite Only at Specific Startup Stages comments

0.781 PHP: v8.js comments

0.748 The dark side of digital distribution comments

0.709 The role of cognitive skills in GDP growth comments

0.695 Teaching and Being Wrong comments

0.672 Dalendar.com - Launched today and have no idea how 900+ have managed to sign up comments

0.667 What to sign with your startup’s advisor/mentor comments

0.646 Programmer comments

0.631 Sacha Baron Cohen Responds To The Academy For Oscars Snub comments

0.588 Robert Scoble launching an Investment Fund comments

0.579 Strictly email-based task-list for maximum productivity comments

0.578 Six months of Emacs - A summary of the experience comments

0.571 The Quarterly - A WordPress Magazine comments

0.567 A little Chuck Norris fun for a Friday :) Get Inspired comments

0.565 The Vi Short Answer Quiz (1982) comments

0.542 The state of women in SEM comments

0.527 Chaplin, an Application Architecture based on Backbone.js comments

0.526 Giles Bowkett summons monsters comments

0.500 Scamming Nigerian Scam Artists comments

0.467 How To Get A Followed Link From Klout In 1 Simple Step comments

0.463 Internet Marketing Companies comments

0.444 Gled pioneers Latin America’s Augmented Reality space comments

0.427 From Cold To Sold In One Conversation comments

0.422 Am I Ugly? The Harsh New Social Media Trend comments

0.419 Top 5 Regrets of the Dying comments

0.407 Daftar Lowongan Kerja comments

0.374 Scaling Customer Support With Technology comments

0.373 How to create the psychological desire to buy from you (part 1) comments

0.326 Self-organized criticality and the Great Man theory of history. comments

0.310 PHP in browser (using JavaScript) comments

0.300 Screw Being Scalable comments

0.286 TV is broken comments

0.270 Demanding better from our public sector (UK) comments

0.222 Which tech company generates the most revenue? (Hint: It’s not Apple) comments

0.222 Toronto Startup Sprouter Sprouts a New Tech Publication comments

0.192 Wireless devices swim through your bloodstream and fix you up comments

0.184 Hixie: HTML5 DRM, unethical… does not provide robust content protection… comments

0.136 Visual Studio 2011: Lipstick on a Pig is not UX comments

0.130 100 Awesome Open Source Tools for Writers, Journalists, and Bloggers comments

0.118 New Alien Looking Amphibian Species Found comments

0.111 UX Design Versus UI Development comments

0.109 The waiter writing on the screen still bought the software comments

0.098 What if your next TV is a tablet? comments

0.088 Google Chrome’s Users Feature - Making Web Dev Easier comments

0.074 Public companies livelihood and Facebook comments

0.067 Show HN: I created a Backend as a Service platform for .Net comments

0.063 Ask HN: Redis vs. memcache? When to use what. comments

0.049 IDE for developing PhoneGap HTML5 Apps comments

0.025 Murasaki: an EPUB Ebook Reader for Mac Disappoints comments

0.015 Apple looks to improve app search and discovery with Chomp acquisition comments

0.010 Ask HN: QR code loyalty programs prone to abuse? comments

0.002 Ask HN: Review my startup joinbox.com (closed beta invites) comments

0.000 Ask HN: How much to receive in “royalties” when deving iOS app for 3rd party? comments